Total Medals Earned: 486 (From
64 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,915 Points
Solved the first puzzle and proceeded to the basement.
Found a way to progress, along with a secret amongst the house.
Read about the fate of an unwilling victim.
Solved the final puzzle in preperation of escape.
Found a hiden tunnel to get out of the house.
Beat the game and discovered first hand what the cult is.
Read the report about the house's history.
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Of your taste in literature
Win on Baboon and keep destroying art like you mean it, you dirty rascal!
Win on Maestro and save art.
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Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Eat something tasty.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Get over 100 combo.
Check out the credits page.
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Save up 50,000 gold.
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Scan 25 foes.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 10.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get a player up to level 20.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Scan 50 foes.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
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Kill the card.
Get The Gem
Get to the antidote
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
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Get 5,000 music sense
Make 5,000 dollars
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Obtain 300 irony
Become the best hipster you can be!
You finally made it into space!
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